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"Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything."

Male
28 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States

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About Me:
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Who I'd like to meet: Oprah. I believe she's America's Sweetheart.

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Chicks.
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Otisberg, CA
Sexified.
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Some high school.
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I got contact lenses recently! No more glasses! LOL! :) ;)

The musical stylings of Frank Stallone and Don Johnson.

Any Haim-Feldman Joint and anything with Steve Guttenberg. God Bless "The Gute."